Tragedy Strikes!

Likely bitten at the Bowling Green Massacre, Kellyanne Conway appears to have been Zombified. She did not respond to numerous requests for interviews, but issued an Alternative Fact Sheet to all news media with the attached note:

I invite any of you who disagree with me and the President (who you treat so very unfairly) to discuss your concerns directly with me at lunch. It will be my treat. There will be fava beans and a nice Chianti. Kellyanne Conway, alternative human being
“This bites.” K. Conway

The actual Alternative Fact Sheet reads as follows:


#resist #BowlingGreenMassacre

5 thoughts on “Tragedy Strikes!

  1. I hope you don’t mind if I re-blog this, Romero. I’d like to help you grow the widest audience possible. Not that you seek attention, but the zombie ID service you can provide is vital to the well-being of the nation. Thank you for your service.


    1. Thanks, Curtis. I’m happy to use my zombiesense to help keep America — and it’s dwindling circle of friends — safe from my S&S counter-intelligent counterparts. I’ll add a link to the Bowling Green Massacre so you may learn what we know so far, if you’re interested. But as you so kindly point out, you already know I’m right.

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