A while back I told you I don’t know how I became a zombie. Still true. And I don’t know why I haven’t met any other zombies. Also still true, as far as I know. But I’ve been thinking about how a PI might discover zombies if there are any in the vicinity. Zombies, not PIs. If I could locate even one – again, zombie, not PI – we could compare our memories and circumstances, and maybe develop a Theory of Zombification.
First, a reality check:
Clues for identifying zombies
- Slow pulse
- Eats brains
- Doesn’t eat regular food
- May keep traps
- Probably lives alone
- Probably single
- May be a serial killer
Now that this A to Z Blogging Challenge has gotten me into the habit of writing [just about] every day, maybe I’ll start carrying a little notebook to jot down my observations. Keep a List of Likely Zombies.
Before I go – I gotta apologize to Curtis. I know I said:
“…by midnight PDT.” Romero Russo
At 10:38 pm PDT, I decided to take a nap because… rebel. Even against myself. Raw, honest rebellion.
What can I say?